[englishmotherfucker]

So here I am at last!

This blog is for English practice only. So strictly no Russian.

I'm sooo not used to this. I mean, listening - hell yeah, reading - yes, give me more of it, speaking - depends on the partner but ok in general. But writing in English... well, not my cup of tea to say the least.

So I'm here to make something about it! I'll probably be doing a hella lot of mistakes. I'll be butchering the language. But I hope I also will be getting better. And one day my writing will become tolerable.
Through trial and error - that's how we achieve things, right?

I doubt that there'll be any readers or subscribers here. And I'm doing it mostly for myself. But it's not closed and if you will happen to find this blog and would like to practice with me, you are very welcome.

Comments

[Серый Кот]

Triky speach, messir. What specifically will you do here?
Btw,had you ever talk with real british or american?

[Серый Кот]

And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

[englishmotherfucker]

Серый Кот,

Triky speach, messir.

Not as tricky as your questions. Are they meant to provoke or reveal me somehow?

What specifically will you do here?

I will be writing whatever comes into my mind.

Btw,had you ever talk with real british or american?

Yes, I have.

And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

Let me think... they got the metric system, so they wouldn't know what the Quarter Pounder is?)

Have I passed?